Artemis Fowl
Artemis Fowl is the most recent film by Disney’s live-action studio—the studio that gave us The Jungle Book (2016), The Lion King (2019),...
Avatar
After 11 years, Avatar remains to be nothing more than a three hour screensaver. My eyes were open the entire time watching, but I never...
Outer Banks
Netflix’s Outer Banks is a hot mess that takes three episodes to decide on what audience to aim for, before it doubles down on the...
High School Musical
To introduce my new system of film criticism, I thought the best way to showcase its parameters is to watch High School Musical for the...
Scoob!
Scoob! fails to captivate the essence of the original gang and instead tries to make a superhero flick with Fortnite skins. The...
Extraction
Netflix’s new action set piece, Extraction, further expands on the brilliance of stunt-directors manning the camera. With a solid script...
Tangled
With the Coronavirus contaminating movie theaters and public gatherings, Tangled offers an enjoyable story with some relevant songs on...
The Outsider
HBO’s newest show, The Outsider, fizzles out like an old balloon after only two episodes of solid tension. Thankfully, the episodes are...
Onward
Onward brings out the laughs and tears with a small, digestible story. It matches the energy of Brother Bear and The LEGO Movie (before...
The Invisible Man
The Invisible Man is the most fantastically inconsistent thrill ride of the decade. With a budget of only $7 million, this film throws...